World's Worst Singer - to the theme of Hymns and Arias!

Keith's Billy Crystal-esque opening moment!

Well good afternoon to friends, family and people we have just met
Our aim today is to raise lots of funds and leave you all in debt
Its all to build a lovely pool in the big Heath Hospital
So the little kids can have a swim, they'll all be soaking wet.

And we are raising lots of money, let's hope the next verse, starts to get funny

Here we are in Ystradowen, for jazz and a spot of tea
If Clare Gob hasn't told you yet, she's selling gas and electricity
For those of you wondering , just what is happening
Just stick a pound in this glass and I will stop my singing

And we are raising, lots of money, let's hope the next verse, starts to get funny

If you like an auction, then flog it is your call
On the astroturf there's football and your drawings are on the wall
It'll be eyes down for the bingo 'til you have to shout full house
Celebrating ladies please, remember keep on your blouse!

And we are raising, lots of money, let's hope the next verse, starts to get funny

We have raffles, games, an auction, we have sports and even quizzes
Last prize in the raffle is an evening with my missus
So come on good folks lets all dig deep and empty all your pockets
Fill up this glass with one pound coins and I promise I will stop it

And we are raising, lots of money, let's hope the next verse, starts to get funny

So thank you all for coming and making it such fun
Today is surely special for each and everyone
We hope that you all leave here with happy memories
But it's not over stay right here, have another cup of tea!

And we are raising, lots of money, you're right the last verse, just was not funny!